Ok, I want to first start off saying I want my money back!! I know I know I wasn't at a movie theatre watching it, but still. It was sooooo publicized how they were supposed to be the 2hour grey's practice event. It was sooo not even intertwined... Very dissapointing, and left me MD!
Ok, firstly they had the best and funniest case this week. A man and a woman are "spicing" up their love life and go by a magazine's short version of a sex guide and choose probably the most daring one (I can only imagine) and has something stuck up his... .... .... *bum*. Of course all the youngens (interns) are laughing hysterically, and the Chief has to show them how to handle something like this. I'll tell you what.. I can see that being me and my spouse in a couple of years... Reading a book to try and spice up our love life... Hell, can I have that magazine???? Maybe we could use it quicker than you think.
So, Izzie and Alex are trying # 16 on that list of sex guides, and Izzie has the interns practicing on her doing all of these tests so they "can properly perform them on patients" Yeah... OK... but, to put her own mind at ease, she has them doing all of these tests, and running the results anyways. It just happens that one of the patients they ran Izzy's blood with happens to have Cancer, while Izzie only has an anemic problem... Hmmm, something sound fishy???? I bet the intern that ran the blood messed up the two, and we will find out later that the flu lady didn't have cancer after all, and there is a big flashback about who's blood it was run with. Just a thought....
While the cool peeps lunch table was perusing the sex guide and Izzie and Alex were charging off to a sex mission on #16, Lexie so abruptly says... be careful... you could break something.. Hmm, I really need to see this magazine so I can see what broke his you know whats... Sometimes, (ok, maybe more than sometimes) I could break his you know what when he makes me mad... not psycho right???? So, Lexie finds out that Der is planning on proposing to Mer, and now wants a stable out in the open relationship with McSteamy.. Hell, McSteamy... I'll take the hot sex in a closet... LOL.. Jk And we later find out that he really does like her and not just the sex her (remember, his wee wee was brokeus...)
So, Mer said that she'd have cute babies with Der, and he looked at her like ok, I am ready to propose. So, after some advice from everyone (McSteamy told everyone), he decided to do the grand gesture as it sets the tone for the marriage. So, Der and Steamy are doing the cliche of rose petals on the bed, and thousands of candels... YUCK... (defense mechanism... no one does that for lil me).. I will say that ther was apart of me, that wanted the smoke alarms to go off... And just as he's done with setting up, Addy calls from Private Practice... and he cleans it up and waits another day.
Bailey gets a much needed promotion to an attending general surgeon. She rocks, she's hard but she will go to bat for you if needed. After the last child case, who would have thought she would be on another dying childs case.. Hmmm.. .MEEEE!!!!! Because then how would you see Arizona otherwise??? (great story next paragraph!!).. So, there is another child that needs another transplant, and Bailey freaks and leaves... ok, she's tired of seeing babies die.. who wouldn't??? So, as she's visiting LiL Tuck (his new rap name.. like LiL Wayne) it occurs to her how to help this child live a semi normal life until the transplant. A Back Pack she bedazzals (yes, the Circa 1984 as seen on TV), and shows the parents how to administer this every 3 minute life saving drug. In the end, Dr. Dixon (Dixi), tells her that she is a Pediatric surgeon, which I do have to agree with.. She thinks of the kid..
Arizona is a lesbian!!! They had to have brought her in for Calli. So, while Calli is sobbing in the bathroom bc she is soooo lonely from Ugly Erica (I am pretty Erica) leaving her, she's crying about it publicly... Arizona storms into the bathroom and goes on this uncomfortable 5 minute rant about how she has heard "ALL" about Calli, and how the talk is goooooood.. so, in the end, Zona kissed Calli... which cool.. No one wants to see Calli alone!
I saved the best this week for last. Yang. Hunt told Yang how he loves her neck line (no dirty thoughts here), and how she should wear her hair up, so she kept putting her hair up. It was like a 1950's movie with just a piano or another instrument playing this fabulous song while her and Hunt were mind effing eachother. There hands would barely touch, but you know their hearts were intertwined on this romantic walk down the halls. When all of a sudden he sees someone past Yang, and freaks out. Now, Yang was just with Dixi and Bailey and when Dixi was freaking, she said (in her normal unusal way) I need pressure applied on my sympathetic nervous system, so Yang found Bailey in a room bear huggin Dixi, and Bailey says to Yang, come on and hug on Dr. Dixon. Yang would have preffered a muscle relaxer shot for Dixi, but she learned that it did help Dr. Dixon,.. Oh yea, and they found this out by studying it on cows??? Ok, I know there are animal testings out there, but I don't want to be tested like Im a cow... I eat right... I excercise. Cmon.... But, Yang was able to apply that to Hunt when he freaked out about this blonde he saw... Hmm, I am thinking maybe someone he had an affair with.. maybe a fellow army boy's wife... Hmmmmm... I wonder!!! Til Next week, when I am assuming the real intertwine of Grey's Practice comes, Enjoy your repeats..
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